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Uzbekistan Idol: The finale

 

After months of waiting in excitement for the winner of UI to be crowned, its finally here. A high court judge ruled that the show would continue and all audience members would be released unharmed following the announcement of the 2006 Uzbkistan Idol.

 

The final two contestants have battled almost two months of anticipation to give their final  performance this week. A fresh faced Bronislava opened the show with a shrieking rendition of the black eye peas hit ‘pump it’, in which she showed off her new surgically enhanced face after undertaking a face lift in the past week trying to appeal to a younger audience. Although not able to open her eyes (due to swelling from a recent brow implant) she still managed to show her fans why she is known as the white whitney of R and B.

 

 

Blinded by the lights: Ruslana 'pumps it' for the crowd

 

Season campaigner Ivana Kumpakiske fought through a severe dislocation to perform what has become her signature song ‘ You sexy thing’. Fears for her safety were raised when she gyrated her left hip right out of its socket, but like the professional she is, popped it right back in by the next chorus.

 

 

Ivana shows why she is still the 'hippest' grandma in Uzbekistan

 

 

With only minutes before the big result and with the voting lines closed, Ivana and Bronislava stood side by side awaiting the big moment. When a world first in Idol was revealed.  Idol contestant Mikale Spalko who was critically injured during a freak cycling rundown,  had returned following a successful larynx transplant to compete in the final.

 

A devastated and confused Bronislava refused to accept the return of Spalko stating that his reentry  and unexpected recovery was illegal under the bylaws of Uzbekistan Idol. Controversy filled the stadium as officials  struggled to calm the mass confusion within the forcefully detained crowd.

 

 But in true Idol style, tradgedy struck as 84 year old Ivana collapsed midstage complaining of a  “very sharp stabbing pain’ in her chest” thought to be angina.

 

 

This  was later diagnosed by doctors to be a ‘ruptured left ventricle’.

 

 

A crazed Bronislava then turned on the crowd, fatally stabbing seven men and four women whilst singing a her heart stopping rendition of ‘I will always Love you’. Fans cheered, believing it to be her most emotionally mature performance to date.

 

As security guards struggled to contain the crowd and minimize casualties, a brave Spalko produced a 9mm handgun and treated the audience to an amazing final performance of  the Paul Mcartney classic ‘ Live and let die’. Thus finally ending the debate on who was to be this years Uzbekistan idol.

 

 

Spalko treats the audience to a brain shower 

 

 

The elated 19 year old crooner with a donated voicebox was now living his dream. A once bullied boy had become a national hero.  

 

 

A typically pensive Simon Cowellovich presented Spalko with the trophy he was born to hold.

 

 

 

Congratulations Mikael Spalko on becoming this years Uzbekistan Idol.

 

 

However……………………..

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was to be the shortest reign in Uzbekistan Idol history.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 A twice detonated Boris Spatkovich returned to exact revenge upon the entire Idol Phenomenon by blowing up the entire stadium 

 

 

 

 

UI would like to thank all its followers for their patience and understanding.  We hope you have enjoyed this wonderful cyber reality experience.

 

 

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For weeks the Producers of Uzbekistan Idol have been fighting in court to allow the final outcome to be shown. The identity of the winner is still under wraps.

The Law firm of Schuit, Craib and Collins were assigned to the case, and they had this to say

"We have no idea why CENSORED decided to start an injunction and we were shocked by the action"

They have been fighting day and night for 3 weeks  in order to show the finale.

The Live audience have not been able to leave the studios, or have any contact with the outside world for this time. The Law firm of Schuit, Craib and Collins are now handling the case of the 192 charges of Kidnapping against the producers.

UPDATE : just before it was originally going to be shown, the master tape was lost! All hell broke lose. and many people were sacked and/or killed.

And then it was found, and more legal action took place (apparently it's morally wrong to show people dying on the TV, bloody Uzbekistan scientologists) , but this was overcome thanks to a substantial bribe,and the Judge decided that the show must go on again, and the outcome will be known on Sunday the 19th of February (Uzbekistan Standard Time)..

UPDATE :  It seems that the court case was far from over, and it has been battling out for the past 2 months. This is the Second longest case in the history of The Uzbekistan legal system (the first being over the custody of a donkey). Luckily we have, for the third time won the court case, and we can bring you the highlights from the spectacular 45 Minute finale. Who will Win?

                            

                               

Who WON? Check back at Uzbekistan Idol soon for the final outcome!!!!

 

Shock news: Mikael spalko critically injured in charity cycle race

Mikael recieves a goodluck handshake moments before the tragic accident

Idol finalist Mikael Spalko is in a critical but stable condition in Outlying Uzbekistan County Hospital (OUCH). After agreeing to be a celebrity rider in this weeks 'tour de Uzbekistan' charity cycle race for crash victims. Spalko was clipped by a car driven by a fan who claims she was "just asking for a autograph". Police have dismissed the incident as 'unfortunate' and denied any possible foul play.

Charity Race officials however have praised Spalko for "raising awareness of the dangers of car vs cycle accidents. In a fitting tribute, the site of the accident was promptly renamed 'The Chicane of Spalko'. 

Mikaels idol dreams are crushed....by a white volkswagen polo

Amazingly Mikael was the only one injured out of the 2000 cyclists competing. Medical efforts were hampered by Uzbekistans flailing emergency services, as only one ambulance was on duty and that broke down three times on route to uzbekistan Hospital.

 Tragically the impact of the collision caused extensive injuries to the 19 year old crooner, a factured skull, 8 broken ribs, a perforated bowel and perhaps most devestating of all,  a crushed larynx.

Doctors are doubtful as to whether or not Spalko's soothing voice will ever be heard again.      

       

Uzbekistans finest surgeons delicately operate on spalko's damaged voicebox

 A press release from Surgeons stated that some of the injuries (including the crushed voicebox) were "unfortunate side effects of the surgery and not necessarily a  result of the original collision"

Fans and wellwishers have stayed away from the hospital in respect to the young mans privacy. Although in a coma, Spalko's fanbase remains undamaged, with his popularity actually rising by 35%.

Doctors and idol officials have advised that Mikael should withdraw from the competition pending regaining conciousness.

 

With Spalko a withdrawal from the competion, Bronislava nd Ivava are left to slug it out in next weeks final performance to decide who will be YOUR Uzbekistan Idol.

Vote Now! To vote go and click on the link.

Don't forget to tune in next week to the blood bath that will be Uzbekistan Idol :The Finale

 

Sorry about the lack of updates. The Uzbekistan national television station, Uz-tv suffered a power loss. Actually the police came and took the away the slaves that were powering the bicycle-powered generator. Uz-TV has temporarily closed due to a combination of low ratings, poor reviews and crimes against humanity charges.......

As it says on the Uz-Tv, "normal service will be resumed as possible...."

Meanwhile the uz idol-finalists and judge Simon Cowellovich , have recently attended a charity dinner for syphilis and gonorrhea awareness week.

Rumors have now surfaced that Bronislava and Mikael are now an item. This comes after huge speculation that a secret romance was going on. There has been no confirmation yet from either parties.

Other rumors have surfaced that Ivana has infact had extensive plastic surgery. But She has denied this saying that the reason she was in hospital was to have some anal bleaching....

UPDATE:

News just in, all charges have been dropped against Uz-Tv and normal service is being resumed in a few days time... 

 

Live eviction!: End of Idol Dream for Spatkovich

This weeks eviction show was one of both tears and joy as the public bid farewell to one of their favourite sons Boris Spatkovich after recording  the lowest number of votes this week. Boris went out on a high, giving his final live performance to a record  television audience of 100 people on Channel UZ.

Boris performed on the roof of the American Embassy in Uzbekistan where his final number and signature song  'American Pie' was met with two air to ground heat seeking missiles.

Fans were given the chance to say goodbye to the man that some of the community dubbed 'the man with the velvet voice (the deaf community making up a large part of his fanbase). The remains of his body were carried through the streets of the  Uzbekistan  capital and  treated to a traditional Uzbekistan 'ticketape parade' ( Uzbekistan locals using sticks and small rocks to substitute pieces of paper).

Idolist and friend Mikael was honoured to be able to help carry the remains of Boris to his  burial site

"He was a real mentor for me, not necessarily in singing, but just in life” says Mikael.

  "Actually, he taught me about the type of singer i dont want to be".

"He was a very gifted man, and im sure he will be remembered for whatever that gift was"

In what was  a heartwrenching eviction, fans and mourners gathered to the final resting place of the idol by the dozens. But for an event that already  shrouded in controversy, things would only get worse. With threats that the coffin of Boris was loaded with explosives, the bomb squad was called in and the coffin was detonated a second time to ensure the safety of all the fans.

The mourning continues: The detonation of Boris Spatkovich's coffin



With the competition continuing to heat up. Idolist's now begin preparation for next weeks performance show. The idols will salute the music of international R and B star Usher in the 'show to end all shows'. The remaining three, Ivan, Mikael and Bronislava will each perform one of the classic Usher singles from his various platinum albums.

For Mikael Spalko this is a dream come true.

 " I have always wanted to perform an Usher song in front of tens of people" stated the 19 year old crooner.

" I guess its just a schoolboy crush i have had ever since highschool"

Mikael's mother Nichta will be on hand to guide him and make sure he doesnt violate a previous court order  not to go to 'within 500 yards of Usher or his place of residence'.
 Spalko denies a previous charge of stalking the R and B superstar but still proclaims that the number one Usher single 'My Boo' was written about him.

So now, it is our pleasure to announce that the competition has been re-opened and the voting line* are now up, so get voting everyone, Uzbekistan Idol is back..

 

*To vote please go to the menu of this page and click on "vote now" to enter your choice..

In the Past few weeks…

 

Well while we’ve been offline the idol finalists have been quite busy. Mikael headed out into the public to share his good will with the community. In what the public thinks was an attempt to change his “bad boy” profile to a more family friendly image, Mikael offered his services at the local salvation army.

He was put on answering phone calls and giving advice to people with depression. The media dubbed it ‘Lemming friday’, with a record 7 suicides in one afternoon, one of them being a wrong number, he was only phoning to put in a job application, but after Mikael tried to sing him a song, well…..you get the picture..

 

After this he decided to go out and try some street performance. Again a rash decision on Mikael’s part. The doctors say that they had never seen such horrific injuries before, and that, with rest and minor facial reconstructive surgery he will be able to take part in this weeks performance.

 

Mikael hits a high note for a fan

 

Meanwhile in the nations most successful (and coincidentally only) newspaper, a series of articles concentrating on the finalists past brushes with fame have been published. The most recent article concentrated on Bronislava and Boris’s past attempts at becoming recording artists. Some interesting photos and facts have been unearthed.

 

Apparently Boris had released an album entitled “Boris Spatkovich Unplugged”, consisting of 12 original and all acoustic songs. Unfortunately it failed to make a dent in the top 20, or Top 100. Some say this was because it was an amateur album and it was not aimed at a large audience. Others say it was because he couldn’t actually play the guitar and had a voice that was “as soothing as an air raid”

 

Bronislava however had already had some mild success with her own band “Bronislava and the Jailettes “ and she talked candidly about her fan base. “Most of the fans you know were like the long term cons, the kind of criminals that liked pain". " Infact it helped being famous because it got me a few extra conjugal visits with my husbands".

 

 

Ivana however has faced some backlash from her family and fans over her “provocative” photos in last months issue of Uzbekistan’s FHM magazine. She defended those pictures as “an artistic expression” and she has dismissed claims that she did it purely for the money. She said that she “did it for the publicity and the money”.

 

Now Uzbekistan is ready once more for the competition to continue.

 

Who will be voted out?

 

Its up to YOU!

 

See voting link on the left hand column of this page..

Due to some unforeseen technical problems (we forgot to pay the electricity bill..) we have been unable to bring you some updates for a while now, but never fear, we’ve stopped the competition temporarily until we could get enough money to rectify this problem..

 

Infact there was an uproar (actually it was more of a celebration..) when the people of Uzbekistan found out that the competition had been paused. The Uzbekistan national guards however, were on hand to ensure that nothing got out of hand.

 

 

It is true that the guards were forced to fire warning shots. But all reports that the shots were fired directly over there heads are false….they were over the kneecaps…

 

So now, it is our pleasure to announce that the competition has been re-opened and the voting line* are now up, so get voting everyone, Uzbekistan Idol is back..

 

*To vote please go to the menu of this page and click on "vote now" to enter your choice..

Uzbekistan Idol is heating up, and now some fans are truly getting hot under the collar with this weeks release of For Him Magazine. Idol favourite Ivana Kumpakiske positively burned the retina's out of the Uzbekistan public with her sizzling photo shoot and exclusive interview in the popular mens magazine

FHM Phototgrapher Max pervage couldnt wait to get Ivana behind his lenses. " She's just the IT girl right now" says max.

 "She might be 84 but she still just oozes sex appeal"

 After being approached over 6 weeks ago, Kumpakiske was apparently reluctant to pose, fearing the scars from her hip replacement and new polycarbonate knee replacements would ruin the shoot. FHM assured her the photo shoot  and interview was about 'baring hers soul and her scars" and Ivana finally agreed.

Although  the hottest thing with dentures, Kumpakiske now has apparently put a rift in the Idol camp. Fellow Idol Bronislava Ruslana is said to be furious about the shoot. Insiders revealed that Ruslana had begged Ivana not to do it and that she would "regret it later on". Rumours are flying that the redhead previously had a naked centrefold in the not so popular 'Uzbekistan Womens Correctional Facility quarterly magazine.





Ivana sets pulses racing!  ( warning do not view if you have a pacemaker)





Ivana swaps her zimmer frame for a hot bikini!



Kumpakiske is sure to have boosted her already large fan base. This weeks performance is 'classic 70's' songs. So get your groove on and dont miss this weeks perfomances and saturday night Live eviction show!




Voting lines are still open, so vote your favorite idol now!

Idol history was made today after the voting lines were officially closed. With a huge response to the first round of Uzbekistan idol, it was expected to be a close race with few votes between the contestants. Uz Idol officials spent the majority of the night counting the staggering 12 votes and the verdict was revealed in a live show aired in Uzbekistan this afternoon....and it wasnt just one idol who got their marching orders!!

Current favourite Ivana polled well in the votes with her rendition of Candyshop by 50 cent, managing to get through the whole performance with a dislocated left knee. Bronislava and Boris both also polled well with their song choices, whilst there is rumour to be romance between the two. Idol insiders have commented that the two have been seen cursing at and spitting on eachother (a common courting ritual for newly courting couples in Uzbekistan).
 
  Teen heart throb Mikael Spalko managed to scrape through to round two with only 8 percent of the votes. Idol judges crediting this weeks performance, after Mikael accidently chose a completely instrumental song for his live act. Fans said it was his "best performance yet"

  With the show coming to a close, the ultimate secret was revealed! For the first time in Uzbekistan idol history, two contestants polled equal last!
 Chicken farmer Gaffa Zyteslav and swimsuit model Labko Lubachitsa both recieved an astonishing zero percent of the votes.  After a final performance by the two Idols, the eviction was carried out before a live studio audience who cheered as the 'Eviction squad' entered the studio.




 Gaafa and labko give their 'final' performance



And with that it's down to four idols with less than two weeks before this years Idol king (or queen) will be revealed. Voting lines will reopen monday 31st of october and close on the 6th of september 2005.

Don't forget to vote your favourite idol!!!!

With less than 3 days to go before the voting lines close for the first Idol eviction, tensions are running high. A massive 7 votes have been recorded (two and a half times the population of Uzbekistan) meaning that Uzbekistan Idol has truly gone international.

While the Idolist's prepare for Thursday nights Live audience performance, many of them have admitted to being more than a little nervous about performing live. " I just dont want to let the public down" says 19 year old Mikael who has been battling with food poisoning since beginning Idol. Mikael, who is very popular with the younger age bracket has received many get well letters from his fans. " I even had one woman write me, who said that she was sharing my Nauseous feelings when i perform"  " It's so wonderful to have fans that sympathise with you" says Mikael.

Mikael drops some 'phat' beats in the booth

 This weeks Hiphop/R&B theme certainly has idol fans anticipating a 'funky' live show. Current Favourite  Ivana Kumpakiske (2 to 1 odds to go all the way to the final performance) knows only too well that this week will be her week to show her true love for Hip Hop. " I just wan't to let all my homies know that i won't let this chance go by....I know how to lay it down for the crew". Not only is Ivana the public favourite, but also has a few high profile fans. Uzbekistans chartbreaking rapper 'Uzi Kila' has announced his interest in making a duet with the 84 year old. "She is Uzbekistans answer to Mariah Carey".

  Riding the wave of Idol, last years winner Alexi Korjev has announced the release of his new album and possible tour next year. Since becoming an Idol, Alexi has been hard at work recording his second solo Album. But after dissapointing sales of his previous effort- 'Alexi sings the greatest love Polka's of all time', he predicts this album will top the charts. " I have had alot of time alone to write how i feel and really get inside the songs". 

His latest offering, a Elvis Presley tribute album is said to be a dream come true. "I have always been a hugs fan of Elvis, I just love tight white leather". The first single is a remake of that classic Elvis rock medley. 'Jail house Polka' will be in stores early November and his national tour will begin september 2006 pending his successful appeal and release from Uzbekistan's Institute for the Criminally Insane .

Remember, Your votes count and lines close this THURSDAY at 12PM MIDNIGHT

Please use the Voting Poll on the right hand side of the column to make sure your favourite Idol Makes it through!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

This years Idol competition has reached its peak as the final six were announced early this week. After several workshops across the country, the 25 talented performers were whittled down to six. Judge Simon Cowellovich had the job of selecting the final group “It was a much easier job this year” Says Cowellovich, after a new rule was introduced to ban the inclusion of farm animals into the competition.

 

Uzbekistan's Controversial  Judge Simon Cowellovich .

 

 

While Idol hype is already sending the Uzbekistan public into a spin, producers predict that this years final will be the biggest thing the country has seen since the Beatles refused to tour there. “we have already seen a 60 percent increase in sales of Idol merchandise” says producer Mijklos Tolstoy. “The fans have really embraced the whole concept this year”.

 

Fans rush to prepare for Idol's upcoming performances.

 

 

Pandemonium on the freeway

 

Fans receive the news that the Idol finalists will tour this year.

 

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Here are the final six contestants vowing for the crown of 2005 Uzbekistan Idol.

 

 

Although this well respected accountant has always had a love for music, it wasn’t until his 32^nd birthday that his talent was realized. “The first time I ever sang in public was my uncles funeral” says spatkovich “ As soon as I started to sing, people were crying and wailing….I guess my voice just moved them”

 

 

 

As a former swimsuit model, Labko had often wondered if she could turn her hand to music. “I have been a model for years now, and my boss was always telling me I had a face for radio, so I thought that’s what I’ll do…..become a radio star”

 

 

 

After retiring from his family business of chicken farming, this left more time for Gaafa to pursue his dream. “I’m no stranger to fame“ says Gaafa “I was the Yodeling champion three times running back in the seventies”. Hoping to bring his special brand of ‘Country and Eastern’ to the world, Gaafa likens himself to a “talented Billy Ray Cyrus”.

 

 

 

She may be the older one of the group, but that wont stop this 84 year old star from shining. The only member of the final six with singing and dance training, Ivana runs her own Hip hop dance classes and has already released the single ‘Still Pimpin with a pacemaker’. Winning through to the final six with her rendition of R. Kelly’s ‘Bump and grind’, Ivana hopes that her prosthetic hip and bilateral knee replacements will hold out till the end of the competition.

  

 

   

                    

Once bullied at school, this 19 year old crooner always knew he had an amazing singing voice. “I used to sing all the time at school” says Mikael, “until the relentless beatings forced me to hide my gift”

A true humanitarian Mikael dreams one day to be able to take his music to Africa to the starving masses “I just think its time the suffering ended”

 

                                                                                                           

 

This diva has been singing for years, forming her own band whilst in Uzbekistan’s Maximum security prison .‘Bronislava and the Jailettes’ was a huge success within the Correctional Facilities until it disbanded in 1999 after one of its members escaped and a second was transferred, Leaving Bronislava to ponder her dreams. Currently on conditional parole, she hopes her love for contemporary gospel will lead her to stardom  “ Its time for me to pay back my debt to society”

 

Who will be the first person voted out?

 

Its up to YOU!

 

Voting lines close this Thursday 27^th of September UST (Uzbekistan Standard Time)

 

See voting link on the left hand column of this page..

 

 

Uzbekistan Idol, covers the new season of uzbekistan's favourite(and only) reality show. Join us on the highs and lows as we witness Six contestants trying to become a pop star. Full of hilarious moments, watch the contestants try and make it...and failing miserably in the process..

Starting soon, once you have seen the contestants you can Vote each week on who stays or goes....all exciting stuff.

Uzbekitsan Idol - Coming SOON

Uzbekistan Idol™ produced by Ostrobogulous/BFC Productions.© 2005 Ostrobogulous/BFC Productions Australia and Hungary © 2005 Ostrobogulous/BFC Productions, rest of the World. Licensed by Ostrobogulous/BFC  Licensing Worldwide. All rights reserved. www.UzbekistanIdol.bravejournal.com
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